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Failed One-Liners From My Audition For Host Of Australia’s Funniest Home Videos
(with Ian Carey)
Spoilers I’ve Delivered To English Lit Majors
Failed Food Cross-Promotions Of The 1970s And Their Taglines
(with Eric Feezell)
New Romantic-Networking Websites for the Single Archaeologist
(with Eric Feezell)
Progressive Rock Fans Are Terrible Trash Talkers
My Film-Summary Exercises From Screenwriting Class (as Edited by My Pregnant Wife)
Things I Was Thinking In Hot Topic After My Three-Year-Old Daughter And I Were Greeted By A Very Provocatively Dressed Salesgirl
Anderson Cooper And Dinner Guest Eat At His Least Favorite Restaurant (Again)
Yesterday’s Book Reports From Today’s Notables
The Americans Who Voted For George W. Bush Wish To Return Their Television
Last Lines From Best American Short Stories Not Yet Written
The Internal Monologue of a Progressive Rock Fan Choosing His Wedding Song
The Confession of an American Jew
Afternoon Delight with James Taylor
Things We Learned From Marvin and Eunice Weinstein After Buying Their Home In Surburbia
Christmas Correspondence Between Advice Columnist “Mother Wisdom” and a Disgruntled Reader
The Day I Interviewed Lloyd Dobler
If Mice Could Speak
Letter to Chris Noth: Mr. Big, Detective Logan, and Owner of N.Y.C.’s Cutting Room
The Disney Princesses Talk About Chlamydia
Subtle Changes to the Titles of Children’s Shows That Would Require Drastic Changes in Program Content
Intimidation Strategies to be Avoided in a Street Fight
A Successful Date Ends Badly for Dick Wolf — Creator of TV’s Law & Order
A Real Estate Agent’s Tour of Hannigan’s Cove: Fictional Town for Rent or Sale to Aspiring Novelists
A Frequent Contributor to a Popular Internet Humor Site Is Transported Back in Time, and, after Finding Work as a Writer on Your Show of Shows, Is Reprimanded by Sid Caesar within One Week
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Six American Politicians Who Were Born as Un-Americans
The Top 27 Political Bastards of All Time (The Real Kind)
Top Seven Political Secret Girlfriends
Looking Back Jon Stewart's Interview with Jim Cramer
The 6 Drinkiest Politicians in U.S. History
The 7 Greatest White Men of Women's History
The Most Important Jews in Politics of 2008
Throwing Stones with Gladstone
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Eulogy for Amy Winehouse
My Cruel Fetish
When I Rule the World, My Musical Heroes Will Help Me Live My Life
Themes for Fiction Welcomed by the New Yorker
(with G. Xavier Robillard)
Reflections On My Old Departing Toys
A Story About A Boy and His Dog
New Show Ideas For Chris Hansen For When He’s Done With To Catch A Predator
When George Lucas Gets His Hands On Other Hollywood Blockbusters
(with G. Xavier Robillard)
The Best Saturday Night Live Skits That Never Aired (Because They’re Not Real)
A Love Letter to Giardia Lamblia, the Single Celled Parasite Formerly Living in my Small Intestine
Before They Were Literary Giants They Submitted Lists To Hip Online Humor Magazines
The Six Month Benihana Job Evalution of Mindfreak’s Criss Angel
Han Solo Prepares For The Mos Eisley Mayoral Electiton
Battle of the Bands That Would Have No Career If Radiohead Had Kept Making Accessible Music
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